A vegan guy is shopping at Whole Foods and takes his little canvas tote bag to the checkout, where an attractive check-out girl rings up his purchases.
She notices that his shopping consists of: one apple, one orange, one cereal bar, one container of tofu, one can of V8, and a small loaf of bread.
She looks up at him and asks: “Are you by any chance single?”
Vegan guy can’t believe his luck and, thinking he’s ‘in’, smiles back and replies: “Why, yes! Actually, I am single! What makes you think that?”
She responds: “'Cos you’re fucking ugly!” Ha ha!