Veg Pick Up Lines

Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:

  1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
  2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
  3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
  4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
  5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
  6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
  7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
  8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
  9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
  10. How do you get your protein?
  • courtesy of VegNews Magazine


I also think so Wude… I just posted it but haven’t tried to use one of them… lol

Now, THAT is dirty… Unless it’s me who has a dirty mind? :laughing: