Ho! Ho! Ho! 
Meet my doe. 
Just let me be clear:
Santa’s wrong, and how!
A female reindeer
is called a cow.
WOW! I’m glad that I know that now.
wude, take a bow! – 
Bloody Hell! Do you call that a poem, wude?
Well, I like it dude.
I guess it isn’t that bad.
Sorry to have been so rude.