An animal rights activist was speaking at a demonstration when suddenly someone threw a bottle of omega 3 supplements at her. Luckily, her injuries were only super fish oil. -
That was totally uncalled for, if you ask me. If anyone else thinks so, please let minnow. –
– “Now this is what I call RABBIT TRANSIT!”
I don’t carrot all for these puns. –
Stop raisin cane, they’re naturally sweet already.
If I had a lime for everytime someone said that, they’d be green with envy.
What do you call a gourd that gets run over by a convertible? Summer squash.
How do you spell mushroom backwards? Shiitake.
What happened after you pulled my finger? Bean there, done that.
Now water we going to do to break the ice?
I love you too.