A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, “No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord.” The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.
Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, “No charge. I consider it a service to the community.” The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.
Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, “No charge. I consider it a service to the country.” The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators in front of the door.
This guy walks into a bar with this really great shirt on. The bartender goes, “Where’d you get the great shirt mate?” The man replies, “David Jones.” This 2nd guy walks into the bar with really good pants on and the bartender goes “Where’d you get the great pants mate?” The man replies, " David Jones." This 3rd guy walks into the bar with really great shoes and sock on. The bartender goes, “Where’d you get the great shoes and socks mate?” The man replies, “David Jones.” Then this 4th guy runs in naked and the bartender goes, “Look Who the hell are you mate?” And the naked guy says, “I’m David Jones!”
