FRIES FRIES
I like to put cats up on my fries.
THIS COFFEE IS COMPLIMENTARY — ENJOY!
- “Well, hello there viewer! You look like a real smart cookie. I bet you know what’s what.”
- “Ha! Ha! Ha! Watcha look’n at dork?”
The cherry is a stone fruit like coffee is, but it doesn’t look like this one is very complimentary at all.
Why did the potatoes argue?
Because they didn’t see eye to eye.
Patient with a zucchini up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear:
“Help me doc! What’s wrong with me?”
Doctor:
“I don’t think you’re eating properly.”
If your boyfriend is always making you cry, you have to ask yourself — is he your boyfriend or an onion?
