C.P.M, told by an omnivore friend with intent to anger

C.P.M, told by an omnivore friend with intent to anger
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, vegans can’t change anything.

Why did the vegetarian cross the road?
Because she was protesting for the chicken, MAN!

chuckles

How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don’t know, but where do you get your protein?

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two–one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

Alistar … for who you take part ha ? :slight_smile:)