Buddhist Monk Orders a Tofu Dog

Last weekend, I saw a Buddhist monk standing in front of a concession cart.

A sign attached to the cart read: "All-natural Tofu Dog ---- 50 cents

Well, at that price, it didn’t take very long for the monk to order one.

When the vendor asked him what he wanted on it, the monk answered, “Make me one with everything.”

Did you hear about the the chef who backed up into a fan at a vegetarian restaurant?

He got a little behind in his orders.

Q. What do you call a vegetarian who eats fish?

A. A hypocrite.